Okay, it's technically Friday now, so here you go, the first actual chapter, with an actual main character.
I know you're excited.
If you're not excited, well, I think that's on you.
Be forewarned, this one is 16 pages long. For reasons.
Part of that is because I changed the font and font size for readability. The smaller, less serifed font is actually fine for me, but I know not everyone has the eyes to read that much in one sitting in small font. This should be a bit easier on the eyes. If you don't like it and have a better font suggestion, I'll take it into consideration.
Anyway, no spoilers here, read the damn thing for yourself.